google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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