Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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