I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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