absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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