If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We are two peas in an std pod
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
