How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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