haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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