I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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