ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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