Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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