Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I think I sprained my soul last night
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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