I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
