he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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