Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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