Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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