Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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