I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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