If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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