Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Two words: nipple clamps
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