FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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