yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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