finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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