thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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