Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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