do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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