I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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