I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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