Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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