I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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