i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
