ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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