but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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