Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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