they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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