we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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