Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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