i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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