I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
