I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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