Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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