Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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