He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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