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(650): View more from California

Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

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(310): View more from California

A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.

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(410): View more from Maryland

hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

(1-410): View more from Maryland

stop writing like that.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?

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(810): View more from Michigan

woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.

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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night

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(716): View more from New York

I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone

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