they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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