"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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