The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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