I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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