I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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