i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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