okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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