Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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