peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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