I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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