Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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