Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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