i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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