Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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